Home Health Merck Manual ~ Surviving Evil Psycho Slashers since 1899

Merck Manual ~ Surviving Evil Psycho Slashers since 1899

by Erik

Disclaimer: This is a sponsored post. However, all thoughts and opinions are my own. Survivability against Evil Demonic Psycho Slashers is not guaranteed with the use of the Merck Manual app. I would also recommended a large ax and several gullible friends.

So you are enjoying a lovely summer evening at Camp Crystal Lake. You and your friends are basking in the warm summer air, living life, having a snack, perhaps partaking in some fine wine and having fun in each other’s company. 7 hours, two pitchforks and a machete later, you are in serious need of some first aid. You managed to get a call out on the ancient landline before the lines were cut, so you know help is on the way.

But you need first aid now if you are going to make it until they arrive. You try to look up anything on your phone, but you have no signal. This place was shut down long before Wi-Fi and you are too far out to get a cell signal. If only you had an app that could reveal the best way to stop demonic psycho slashers you could have avoided this situation to begin with. Failing that, if only you had an app that didn’t need an internet connection to give you life-saving first aid advice. You’re sorry about all your friends of course, but you need to focus on keeping the body count at 7 (plus one evil demonic psycho slasher) not 8 (plus one evil demonic psycho slasher).

First you have to stop the bleeding

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Then you have to watch out for shock. Hopefully the sheriff shows up soon.

Ok, so maybe that is a not realistic situation that you expect to find yourself in. Here, let’s make it simple. Have you ever been sick? Or ever wondered “what is that weird pain I just felt in my shoulder?” If the answer is no, then go away, I don’t like you.

However, if the answer is yes, then I may have something that just might interest you. What if there was an app you could install on your phone that could give you answers to common medical questions without needing an internet connection. No more worrying about whether your signal was strong enough or you were allowed to use the internet (we’ve all seen those signs about use of cellular devices blah blah blah). An app that could explain to you, in plain terms, using graphics and video and real words (not jargon) you can understand.

Well guess what? There is. For over 100 years Merck Manuals have provided professionals and consumers with the most comprehensive medical information available. And now they have distilled that knowledge and expertise into an app. Download the app, For Free. It will then download a library of information onto your phone, that you can access at any time. Internet connection or no, for Free. By free I mean No Advertisements either. And you don’t have to register for anything. And they aren’t secretly collecting any personal information about you

Download the app today (for free) for either iOS or Android today. It won’t stop the evil demonic psycho slasher, but just maybe it will help you survive it.

About The Merck Manual:

(http://www.merckmanuals.com/home/resourcespages/about-the-manuals)
First published in 1899 as a small reference book for physicians and pharmacists, The Merck Manual grew in size and scope to become one of the world’s most widely used comprehensive medical resources for professionals and consumers. As The Manual evolved, it continually expanded the reach and depth of its offerings to reflect the mission of providing the best medical information to a wide cross-section of users, including medical professionals and students, veterinarians and veterinary students, and consumers.

In 2015, The Merck Manual and MSD Manual kicked off Global Medical Knowledge 2020, a program to make the best current medical information accessible by up to three billion professionals and patients around the world by 2020. For access to thousands of medical topics with images, videos and a constantly expanding set of resources, visit MerckManuals.com or MSDManuals.com and connect with us on social media:
For Consumers in the U.S. and its territories: Twitter and Facebook

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36 comments

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nlampert January 18, 2017 - 4:51 pm

This sounds like such a good app that everyone should have! Particularly if you like to go camping or hiking and run the risk of injuring yourself outside of Internet zones. Thanks for introducing me to it!

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robin masshole mommy January 18, 2017 - 6:03 pm

That sounds like a handy book to have around. I hope I don’t run into any evil slashers anytime soon, though.

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Amy Jones January 18, 2017 - 8:05 pm

I’ll take a look at this app! I haven’t been camping in forever but it can still be helpful

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Sarah Bailey January 18, 2017 - 11:16 pm

Glad to know an app that can be used even without internet connection, like Merck Manual where we can have a life-saving first aid advice that can be able to save lives.

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Annemarie LeBlanc January 19, 2017 - 4:33 am

I had one of these manuals before but I guess I have to get the app. There may have been a lot of updates on the topics and I have to stay abreast on how to address some common illnesses and to do first aid.

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Acadiana'sThriftyMom (@acadianathrifty) January 19, 2017 - 7:06 am

HAHA! I love it! I have been using the Merck manual for years, but never to save me from evil slashers. Now I know another great way to use it 😉

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Joanna January 19, 2017 - 10:39 am

I didn’t hear about the Merck Manual before but I think it’s a great idea to make it digitally. And it’s even better that it works without internet, as most of the times when you get injured you probably are in an area without coverage.

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Tiana Harris January 19, 2017 - 11:16 am

This sounds like such a good app I need! I love to go camping or hiking!

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Kendall Rayburn January 19, 2017 - 6:22 pm

Sounds like something that would be super handy to have on hand – you just never know!

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Amber January 19, 2017 - 9:14 pm

That sounds like a great app! I’ll have to keep it in mind just in case.

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OurFamilyWorld January 20, 2017 - 3:57 am

It’s good to know that there is an app like this. I love that this works even without internet. I will download this.

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Destany January 20, 2017 - 7:27 am

Camp Crystal Lake is love! haha Its’s great to have info like this on-hand because you never know when injuries or trauma might occur.

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Elizabeth O. January 20, 2017 - 8:09 am

It sounds like an awesome reference for medical questions and concerns. It’s definitely better than relying on google and any other source online.

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Heather January 20, 2017 - 8:36 am

Super helpful info to have on hand. Great that you can access the info without internet.

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Fatima January 20, 2017 - 9:35 am

I’ve never heard of Merk Manual, but after reading this post, I know someone who could use it. I’ll be sure to share this with them.

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Ann Bacciaglia January 20, 2017 - 12:46 pm

This is an app designed for me. I wil have to download it and check it out. I am always looking up different symptoms I get.

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Hey Sharonoox January 20, 2017 - 2:41 pm

I haven’t heard of this before but it sounds like something useful to be on an app.

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Tara January 20, 2017 - 7:27 pm

It’s great that this app is available for everyone. You never know when you are going to need first aid info at your fingertips.

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Jeanette January 20, 2017 - 8:01 pm

I need that app! I love reading about medical stuff anyway, but it is good to be int he know when the kiddo and hubby has issues.

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Jenn January 27, 2017 - 1:19 pm

Yes I agree!!! With kids it is an awesome tool to have

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gingermommyrants January 20, 2017 - 8:09 pm

I would love to have an app like this. It would make things so easy to be able to look up symptoms on the go.

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Michele Brosius January 20, 2017 - 8:13 pm

This app would be perfect for my husband. He is the first aid person on his floor at work iand he’s always looking up medical information. Merck is a great resource.

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Traveling Well For Less January 20, 2017 - 8:33 pm

ROFL!!!! You win for the BEST sponsored post ever!!! Love the creative way you wove this blog post. Awesome!!!

I’m familiar with the Merck Manual, but didn’t realize they had an app.

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Amy Desrosiers January 20, 2017 - 9:10 pm

LOL! Love the Friday the 13th reference. I think these apps are really helpful and I could use a mega refresher of knowledge.

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Kristin January 20, 2017 - 9:18 pm

Have never heard of this but it sounds great! Totally need this!

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Toni | Boulder Locavore January 21, 2017 - 3:15 am

This sounds like a great and helpful app! Definitely adding this on my phone. 😀

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Dawn Lopez (@dawnchats) January 21, 2017 - 3:46 am

I think this sounds like a really useful app! I’m always wondering what this twinge or that ache could mean.

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Melissa January 21, 2017 - 12:32 pm

I am downloading this app now! And making sure that everyone in my family has downloaded it as well! Thank you so much for sharing! We could all use this kind of information at our fingertips!

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Marielle Altenor January 21, 2017 - 10:32 pm

That sounds like an interesting app. So no more looking up symptoms on Google in the middle of the night? lol

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cosmeticsanctuary January 22, 2017 - 4:58 pm

I have never heard of this, but I need it NOW! OMG this is so awesome

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Ana January 24, 2017 - 9:44 pm

This is such a great idea! I have never hear of this app before, but I am going to download it right away. Having kiddos, you cannot ever be too cautious and keep something like this handy. Thanks!

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duffelbagspouse January 26, 2017 - 4:20 am

Sounds like a good app. Especially if it can be used without Internet connection.

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Hrakaridi January 26, 2017 - 4:53 am

I’ve never heard of Merk Manual, but after reading this post, I know someone who could use it.

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Chrishelle Ebner January 26, 2017 - 12:43 pm

You are too funny. If those campers would have only had the Merck Manual app their outcomes might have been different. Seriously it is a handy tool to have in a first aid emergency.

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The Trophy WifeStyle January 28, 2017 - 10:56 am

Oooo now this sounds like one handy app!!!! We all have medical questions every now and then so this would definitely get used

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Ayesha Heart February 9, 2017 - 12:03 pm

1st time to hear about this. Sounds like a great app Will check it out.

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