Man discovered fire, and that was all useful and stuff. It provided warmth and a way to cook food and the means to melt metal to make spoons and provided light. But as cool as all that is, fire by itself is pretty inefficient at all that stuff, there are better ways to do all that now (except maybe the spoon thing). Take light for example. Imagine trying to light your house with a big wood fire in the middle of your living room. It would totally catch the carpet on fire and poof, there goes your house. Or imagine that you needed to fix a leaky pipe under the sink. Either the leaky pipe puts out the fire or the fire catches your cabinet on fire and poof, there goes your house. The villagers chasing Frankenstein’s monster with flaming torches? Yeah, really they just wanted to see where he was and light up the path so he could get home. And you know how that ended, poof, there goes the windmill.
You know what those villagers really needed? Divine LED Headlamps, that’s what! Then they would not have mistakenly burned down that windmill. With a Divine LED Headlamp you just adjust the straps that go over and around your head for a perfect fit and then push a button to turn the headlamp on into one of three modes: bright, low and blinky (is blinky a word?). If all the villagers were wearing one of these, then some of them could have the bright spot light on to show the path and make sure no one tripped while some had them in blinky mode to help Frank know where to go. Now that would have avoided that whole unfortunate “burn him burn him he’s a monster” problem. 😉
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